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we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire
I like when people make posts that are like “contrary to what they want you to think, lesbians can and do enjoy fucking men. Like hot take but lesbians should try it out” because like. Oh is that a hot take. Is that a bold stance that we should pressure lesbians into fucking men. Is that your bold vision of the future, a vision shared by every homophobic man in history?
It’s always presented as this bold revolutionary statement as if it isn’t the most staid, patriarchal stance you could possible have on lesbians. It’s awesome a significant number of people do need to die but it’s awesome. Anyways!
Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we’ll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that’s just the circle of life
